I'm Robert G. I'm a web developer/designer. I moved to Chicago in 2012, without knowing anyone here. I grew up in NYC. I used to work at Manhunt. I am Tumblr # 156. I am Black and Irish. I play lots of video games and drink lots of booze. I am a cool guy.

  1. Jun 18th ‘13
    8:56 pm
    1 note

    Last night, just before bed, I remembered that “Lip Gloss” was not a selectable song in Dance Central, and I cried myself to sleep. 

  2. Jun 14th ‘13
    10:39 pm
    lordthundercox: Hay. So the “official” Superhero Scramble photos posted today. Free digital download was part of the entry fee, which is cool. This, however, is the only one of about five that is not me grimacing as I slide ass-first down a hill, or of someone else entirely. Not sure what the fuck I’m doing in this shot. Possibly checking my hand for rope-burn as I approach the finish. My friend Brett, doing the hustle.  What exactly goes on at these marathons that people end up slathered in mud head to toe? 

    lordthundercox:

    Hay.

    So the “official” Superhero Scramble photos posted today.

    Free digital download was part of the entry fee, which is cool. This, however, is the only one of about five that is not me grimacing as I slide ass-first down a hill, or of someone else entirely.

    Not sure what the fuck I’m doing in this shot. Possibly checking my hand for rope-burn as I approach the finish.

    My friend Brett, doing the hustle. 

    What exactly goes on at these marathons that people end up slathered in mud head to toe? 

  3. 9:18 am

    “Dog Breach”. A video from the upcoming Call of Duty wherein a dog assaults terrorists

    Game of the year 20forever

  4. Jun 7th ‘13
    7:21 pm

    submitted by Anonymous

    Puppies, Rootbeer Beer, Smoked Turkey Sandwich, Potato Smorgasbord, and Fountain o' Jizz

    1. All the puppies
    2. If it’s the good stuff, not the bad stuff
    3. I’m hungry now
    4. fuck you I just told you I’m hungry
    5. less hungry now 

  5. 5:24 pm

    submitted by Anonymous

    The contents of the shop at IML, your tumblr URL, sushi, booze, a shopping spree at Gamestop.

    1. The shop? I do not have room in my apartment for that. and I mean, do you really need that many silicone horse you know what let’s just move on
    2. This would require someone else to have my tumblr URL To put it on a pentagram, and as we all know, I will not give my tumblr URL up
    3. I haven’t had sushi since I moved to the midwest :( want 
    4. Also want
    5. I’d prefer a shopping spree somewhere they won’t constantly ask me if I need help and try to sell me magazine subscriptions. But. I mean. I do love video games 

  6. 5:10 pm
    54,350 notes

    anon me 5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me

    lordthundercox:

    whatwouldtravisdo:

    inertialreferenceframe:

    glamstructed:

    theuppitynegras:

    robbingthestylescraddle:

    Well this could get interesting…

    is anyone even still up

    oh man

    I like this one. Best answer wins a prize.

    boom.

    Okay now do me.

    So, all day, lordthundercox has been like “Did you submit this in my ask box?” “Is this list what you think would summon me?”. Whenever anything weird happen on my friends’ tumblrs, I get j’accused first. 

    I am not a criminal. 

    (Source: michaxl)

  7. Jun 4th ‘13
    5:57 pm
    I’m dying and it’s all Caragh’s fault 

    I’m dying and it’s all Caragh’s fault 

  8. 3:57 pm
    2 notes

    http://burn.tumblr.com/ask

    People seemed to like my video, and I liked learning how to edit video, so I’m considering doing one where I ONLY ANSWER QUESTIONS NOT ABOUT MY URL. So, if you have a question, now’s the time to ask. If I get some good ones, I’ll make another.

  9. Jun 3rd ‘13
    3:54 pm

    Adult Conversations (with xavierjones.Tumblr.com)

    1. Stephen:
      I just need some boxer-briefs that accommodate how big my real butt is.
    2. Me:
      As opposed to your faux butt?
    3. Stephen:
      I don't know. I was just trying to be specific.
    4. Me:
      I was just saying the other day that I wish there were junk sizers the way there are bra sizers
    5. Me:
      There's a whole TLC show about people who measure bras, but I can't get a guy to cup my junk and assign my dick a bust size?
    6. Me:
      Unfair.
    7. Stephen:
      I think... if you had better underwear it wouldn't matter as much
    8. Me:
      I've bought a lot of underwear in my life
    9. Me:
      and I've never been like "This is perfect"
    10. Stephen:
      Maybe you need to google it
    11. Stephen:
      http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=167277
    12. Me:
      I'm not clicking any links at work on the domain "virtualteen.org"
    13. Stephen:
      It's a forum for adolescent isses.
    14. Stephen:
      It's kind of hilarious.
    15. Stephen:
      One girl said "i like to wear boxers at night, and it feels great, you should try that"
    16. Stephen:
      and the OP said "that's because you have a vagina"
    17. Me:
      That's just science
  10. Jun 2nd ‘13
    10:01 pm

    submitted by dinosaurduplex

    You should introduce me to your friend zingbang. And also, can I have your URL?

    I will when you visit Chicago and DANGIT I JUST MADE A VIDEO ABOUT THAT GEEZ 

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