I'm Robert G. I'm a web developer/designer. I moved to Chicago in 2012, without knowing anyone here. I grew up in NYC. I used to work at Manhunt. I am Tumblr # 156. I am Black and Irish. I play lots of video games and drink lots of booze. I am a cool guy.

  1. perardi:

Sportsball damage.

I am trying out rugby with perardi and I am going to start carving notches into my shoes for every time I make him bleed 

    perardi:

    Sportsball damage.

    I am trying out rugby with perardi and I am going to start carving notches into my shoes for every time I make him bleed 

  2. submitted by coasting

    Hey, I'm really interested in taking this URL off of your hands. I have 15,600+ followers. Feel free to message me back privately telling me if you're willing and what you want in return while the opportunity is still up (followers, cash, etc). Thanks!

    I’m loving how coached in sales language this is. She’s willing to “take it off my hands” (because it is such a burden), and implies that the door is closing with “the opportunity is still up” 

    This teenager has a bright future in upselling jalapeno poppers at Applebee’s one day

  3. This gif has a different meaning on Gay Tumblr.

    This gif has a different meaning on Gay Tumblr.

  4. This makes too much sense. “Hello, VALUED CUSTOMER. Based on your frequent charges at THE LUCKY HORSESHOE STRIP LOUNGE, we understand that you have a penchant for male butts. We also hear you like that beefy one, you know, the one that isn’t really a good dancer and is kind of doofy, but blah blah blah, sum greater than his parts? We are pleased to offer you this VISA BLACK CARD. It is perfectly sized for LARGE MALE BUTTS, and rewards DOUBLE POINTS for airline miles every time you swipe it between his cheeks. You’re already pre-approved!”

    This makes too much sense. “Hello, VALUED CUSTOMER. Based on your frequent charges at THE LUCKY HORSESHOE STRIP LOUNGE, we understand that you have a penchant for male butts. We also hear you like that beefy one, you know, the one that isn’t really a good dancer and is kind of doofy, but blah blah blah, sum greater than his parts? We are pleased to offer you this VISA BLACK CARD. It is perfectly sized for LARGE MALE BUTTS, and rewards DOUBLE POINTS for airline miles every time you swipe it between his cheeks. You’re already pre-approved!”

  5. Just received this comically oversized Visa in the mail. If you think that’s big, you should see the APR! ha ha financial humors
Anyone have any suggestions on how to use this ridiculously large fake credit card?

    Just received this comically oversized Visa in the mail. If you think that’s big, you should see the APR! ha ha financial humors

    Anyone have any suggestions on how to use this ridiculously large fake credit card?

  6. Why is everygay on my dashboard wearing bandanas around their neck now

    Are we bandits now? Train robbers? I do NOT want to try to hold up a subway car. I’d be like “This is a robbery, give me your things” and they’d be like “Fuck you, that’s my metrocard” and I’d be like “Actually, it’s called Ventra here. Are you new? Don’t go to the Bean, it’s a tourist trap. It’s just a giant mirror to take selfies in” 

  7. 'My name is Robert but I would prefer that you call me Bob.' It's just like that. You know what I mean? And if you were to insist upon calling that person Robert, you would be a colossal dick.

    Paul F. Tompkins, succinctly explaining why you call people what they want to be called, whether it’s “little people” or “transgender” or “chairperson” or “Bob”. It’s not about being politically correct and it’s not about you. It’s about basic decency and respect. (via ericmortensen)

    Yup.

    (via punwitch

    Paul F. Tompkins is a hilarious comedian AND a class act. Pretty rare combination.

    (via urbpan)

    I’m not sure if you reblogged this because you care about transgender peoples’ rights, or because you care about transgender peoples’ rights and also you know how much I hate the name Bob. WHAT KIND OF CRAZY PERSON WOULD PREFER IT OVER ROBERT I MEAN COME ON 

    (via emotingviamemes)

  8. Well, time for me to unsubscribe from Hulu Plus

    Well, time for me to unsubscribe from Hulu Plus

  9. That’s what I went with. My Business Suit next to it looks uncomfortable now. 

    That’s what I went with. My Business Suit next to it looks uncomfortable now.