HOW DID I END UP ON A BOAT TODAY
Sat
Jul
4
Fri
Jul
3
I learn so much about people’s cultures by browsing Tumblr.
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It’s not easy being a bisexual Muslim. … I have to lower my gaze twice as much as the average Muslim does.
Overheard walking home at 1 AM
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Girl:Are you gonna remember me in the morning?
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Guy:I'm going to completely forget you.
Click it to see the Not Seinfeld For Work back of the cover. And I quote: “Seinfeld: A XXX Parody is your Serenity Now!”
Wed
Jul
1
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Alec:Hope you're ready for our client to come in tomorrow.
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Me:Ugh, as long as he's paying us money.
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Alec:And giving us all handjobs.
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Jimmy:You're not serious.
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Alec:Handjobs for everyone. It's in the contract.
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Me:He's so old! It'd be so coarse.
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Me:It'd be like getting a h-jay from a tree.
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Jimmy:Could you guys stop?
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Alec:Oh man, that'd really help with my genital warts.
Mon
Jun
29
Writegeist
A while ago, I built this tumblr, with the intent of featuring writing from within the Tumblr community and from the various novels I have lying around my apartment (of which there are many, but not a lot). However, I was soon paralyzed by fear and couldn’t bear to actually begin posting on it, as I had no idea where the writing tumblrs are, and my selection of novels is predominantly existential and of a certain flavor, to say the least. To make it worse, I didn’t really have the time, thanks to classes.
I’ve graduated now, and have resumed reading. Additionally, Tumblr now has a handy directory, where I can look at blogs that have “writing” in the title. I just may, just may, start posting on Writegeist.
Amazon's Suggestions are Insane
Okay, I see why you feel the need to offer me video games, based on my previous video game purchases. This makes sense, though it was odd when you suggested I buy a game I already bought THROUGH YOU. I somehow tolerated it when I bought a razor through you, and you assumed I was some kind of razor collector, and offered me deal after deal on shearing equipment. However, where I draw the line is when I was looking at wall art or something I don’t remember, but clearly you do, and now, based on my interest in “Home Improvement”, you are offering me “Milwaukee Safety Glasses Clear Hard Coat” in addition to sending me a selection of your highest quality Pool Alarms.
Go ahead, offer me another book on Flash 8 based on my interest several years ago in Flash 9. See if that catches my eye.
Fri
Jun
26
How I use Facebook to lash out at you
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Me:Ugh, I guess I'm going to this event if my roommate is.
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Me:*clicks on 'Attending'*
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Me:Wait, you know what? Fuck this guy. I don't even like him.
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Me:*clicks on 'Maybe Attending'*
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Me:Hahah! Wallow in doubt!
