I'm Robert G. I'm a web developer/designer. I moved to Chicago in 2012, without knowing anyone here. I grew up in NYC. I used to work at Manhunt. I am Tumblr # 156. I am Black and Irish. I play lots of video games and drink lots of booze. I am a cool guy.

  1. I do not look like Johnny Scruff enough for this party

    Sometimes, when I get invited to gay parties that I feel like I’d be uncomfortable attending, I count how many Black and Asian people are attending. This time

    Out of the 18 attending and 24 maybes there are 0 

    Out of the 199 invited non-responses there are 3 black dudes and 1 woman with her name in asian text 

    Non Hispanic minority percentage: 1.6%

    Outlook: Not so good

  2. Is there a fucking way to get teenagers to stop fucking following my Tumblr

    What arcane magic do I have to perform to make this happen? Will putting a ring of salt around it work? Every time I get a new follower, I’m like “Oh, Cool”, and then it’s 100 reblogs of bullshit instagram photos without context, and possibly some wailing about AP Statistics 

    Seriously, If I say that my blog is NSFW, will that keep people with teenblrs from following me? Do I have to actually be NSFW? Here we go. Later, kids.

  3. Super busy at the office right meow

    Super busy at the office right meow

  4. Every day is now Legs day.

    Every day is now Legs day.

  5. grumpyspacetoad:

    burn:

    Hello, Egomaniacs! blah blah blah I have a darkness inside me that can only be expressed sarcastically

    please tell me it’s an early-launch april fools’ joke

    Ugh, I forgot that was a thing. NO INTERNET FOR 24 HOURS

  6. Hello, Egomaniacs! Are you tired of posting pictures of yourself only to Instagram and Facebook? Do you want people to have to look at your stupid fucking face every they get an email? Now you can cram your ghastly visage into every crevice of your friends’ life! Demand that they worship at the altar to your beauty that you have created. If someone’s always looking at your face, it’s almost like you’re never alone, so you won’t have to listen to the silence that forces you to think about your mortality.

    Hello, Egomaniacs! Are you tired of posting pictures of yourself only to Instagram and Facebook? Do you want people to have to look at your stupid fucking face every they get an email? Now you can cram your ghastly visage into every crevice of your friends’ life! Demand that they worship at the altar to your beauty that you have created. If someone’s always looking at your face, it’s almost like you’re never alone, so you won’t have to listen to the silence that forces you to think about your mortality.

  7. perardi:

I sometimes sneak out of my apartment/office/glass prison to work out over lunch. (Shut up, it is productive. I have thought up and sketched out a lot of things under the bar.)
Usually, it’s empty. Today, though, was a huge video and photo shoot full of fitness models and bodybuilders.
Just had to chant “think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts” the entire time.

This is what happens at my gym.

    perardi:

    I sometimes sneak out of my apartment/office/glass prison to work out over lunch. (Shut up, it is productive. I have thought up and sketched out a lot of things under the bar.)

    Usually, it’s empty. Today, though, was a huge video and photo shoot full of fitness models and bodybuilders.

    Just had to chant “think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts” the entire time.

    This is what happens at my gym.

  8. Trey illustrates his frustration that the only thing he can do with my locked phone while I am in the bathroom is take pictures.

  9. grumpyspacetoad:

    digatisdi replied to your post: you know when you’re scrolling through…

    Sorry I can’t help it if I’m cute

    you and burn should have a cute-off

    image

    I regret to inform you that you cannot win because I have a shirt with a corgi on it 

  10. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

    (Source: paulhphillips)