Sat Jul 4
HOW DID I END UP ON A BOAT TODAY
HOW DID I END UP ON A BOAT TODAY
Fri Jul 3

I learn so much about people’s cultures by browsing Tumblr.

:
It’s not easy being a bisexual Muslim. … I have to lower my gaze twice as much as the average Muslim does.

Overheard walking home at 1 AM

  • Girl:
    Are you gonna remember me in the morning?
  • Guy:
    I'm going to completely forget you.
Click it to see the Not Seinfeld For Work back of the cover. And I quote: “Seinfeld: A XXX Parody is your Serenity Now!”
Click it to see the Not Seinfeld For Work back of the cover. And I quote: “Seinfeld: A XXX Parody is your Serenity Now!”
Wed Jul 1
  • Alec:
    Hope you're ready for our client to come in tomorrow.
  • Me:
    Ugh, as long as he's paying us money.
  • Alec:
    And giving us all handjobs.
  • Jimmy:
    You're not serious.
  • Alec:
    Handjobs for everyone. It's in the contract.
  • Me:
    He's so old! It'd be so coarse.
  • Me:
    It'd be like getting a h-jay from a tree.
  • Jimmy:
    Could you guys stop?
  • Alec:
    Oh man, that'd really help with my genital warts.
(via xavierjones)
These are my screen names. I had a rough night last night.

(via xavierjones)

These are my screen names. I had a rough night last night.

Mon Jun 29

Writegeist

A while ago, I built this tumblr, with the intent of featuring writing from within the Tumblr community and from the various novels I have lying around my apartment (of which there are many, but not a lot). However, I was soon paralyzed by fear and couldn’t bear to actually begin posting on it, as I had no idea where the writing tumblrs are, and my selection of novels is predominantly existential and of a certain flavor, to say the least. To make it worse, I didn’t really have the time, thanks to classes.

I’ve graduated now, and have resumed reading. Additionally, Tumblr now has a handy directory, where I can look at blogs that have “writing” in the title. I just may, just may, start posting on Writegeist.

Amazon's Suggestions are Insane

Okay, I see why you feel the need to offer me video games, based on my previous video game purchases. This makes sense, though it was odd when you suggested I buy a game I already bought THROUGH YOU. I somehow tolerated it when I bought a razor through you, and you assumed I was some kind of razor collector, and offered me deal after deal on shearing equipment. However, where I draw the line is when I was looking at wall art or something I don’t remember, but clearly you do, and now, based on my interest in “Home Improvement”, you are offering me “Milwaukee Safety Glasses Clear Hard Coat” in addition to sending me a selection of your highest quality Pool Alarms.

Go ahead, offer me another book on Flash 8 based on my interest several years ago in Flash 9. See if that catches my eye.

Fri Jun 26

Nothing makes me sadder than videos of Iranian protests set to Michael Jackson.

How I use Facebook to lash out at you

  • Me:
    Ugh, I guess I'm going to this event if my roommate is.
  • Me:
    *clicks on 'Attending'*
  • Me:
    Wait, you know what? Fuck this guy. I don't even like him.
  • Me:
    *clicks on 'Maybe Attending'*
  • Me:
    Hahah! Wallow in doubt!

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