I'm Robert G. I'm a web developer/designer. I used to refer to myself as a writer. I live in Boston. I work at Manhunt.net. I manage to look at more gay porn off the clock than on the clock. I'm awkward. The founder of Tumblr is an old classmate of mine. I am Tumblr # 156. I am Black and Irish. I play Video Games between shots of vodka.
Ask me anything! No, seriously. ANYTHING. Archive RSSI feel like they’re passe now. Hey, remember how before the internet, if you wanted to depict a character as creepy, you would give them a foot fetish? Now they have to be fist deep in a Japanese love doll to even register on the ‘odd’ radar.
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Man, I’d love to do that. Nothing would look better than all those manhunt dicks lined up in the Metro UI style. It’d be very Andy Warhol.
Unfortunately, there’s no real market share for Windows Phone right now, and the framework we use isn’t compatible with it. Because we would have to build a whole new product for few people, the outlook isn’t so good. Fingers crossed that somehow, a more modern browser than IE9 will come out for windows phone.
I, personally, will not be happy until every man, woman and child is one fingertap away from a page full of hard dicks.
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Blame it on the a—a-a-a-alcohol
In unrelated news, I am hungover.
You know what I’m tired of? Funny movies and TV shows that have a character giving birth, and then they cant’ do their birth plan ‘cos they need a C-section or the baby is coming out feet first or something. For one, it’s a cheap way to create drama, especially when no comedy is really gonna kill a baby. For another, wouldn’t it be a lot funnier if they did do the birth plan, and it got increasingly ridiculous as it went on?
“Honey, I need you to bring me a pepper.”
“A pepper? What? Why?”
“Because I’m going to bite into it the moment the baby breaches.”
“Uh…”
“It’s what buddhist monks do.”
“I’m not sure… Peppers are even a thing in asia”
“HONEY MY BIRTH PLAN”
“I have your pepper. Sorry it took me so long, they were escorting some kind of band out of the waiting area.”
“The romanian musicians? HONEY GO GET THEM THEY ARE PART OF MY BIRTH PLAN”
“Gypsies are part of your birth plan?”
“Whoa! Whoa. No one said they were gypsies. Honey, I don’t want you to use that kind of language around our baby.”
“I’m sorry, it’s just th-“
“Racism is not part of my birth plan.”
Explain yourself immediately, burn.
Are you going to stab me next time we hang out?
ARE YOU?!
My hoodie is vintage assassin. (Also: maybe. Depends on how much I drink)
Our development team won’t be. I was thinking of having a creepy guy I know with a clown voice and a bullhorn call them at 5 AM… but they’re fully capable of waking up on their own.
They’ll be up deploying releases tomorrow while you Eastern-timers are sleeping, and you oh-so-hot boys from…
This. This is why I had to be up so early. Also, Timmy, what’s up with the “Angled but not really” picture? it looks… blobby. Additionally, I resent the implication that code isn’t sexy. My Javascript. Is super hot.
gpoyw trying to stay awake ‘cos I had to be at work for 6 am for a code release. THE T HADN’T EVEN STARTED YET YOU GUYS. bring me coffee plz
Pretty sure I need to start a “LOOK AT HOW MANY HOODIES I OWN” tag
This is a little late for GPOYW (whatever I do what I want), but here is a series of pictures of me doing the finishing poses from several Dance Central 2 songs, because a friend wanted to see.
It seems a lot harder than Dance Central 1. The moves are more varied and more complicated, it’s quicker to call you wrong on things (but it’s lenient on the flawless/nice/bad thing), and the general tempo seems faster. I found myself getting lost in the motions a lot more. If you weren’t allowed to import the DC1 songs, I’d imagine people would complain that it was too hard, though I haven’t tried it on easy, just medium. The new Break it Down/practice mode is great though. It is the only way I was able to eventually four star Get Ur Freak On (fuck you, skip hop move)
Sadly omitted: my five star Whip My Hair.
When did we stop calling each other brother? Is that passe now? I gotta renew my subscription to Vibe.
I don’t THINK I did it drunk, but apparently when my Touchpad asked me to give the device a name, I decided to call it “The Loveosaurus”.
Do you ever feel like that you live half your life in some kind of fugue state, and every story about you or strange evidence of earlier actions is a complete shock? “Wait, I said what? To their FACE? Do I have… tact?”
All that having been said, I definitely need to draw a Loveosaurus.
