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2009

December 16
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2008

December 18
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2007

December 24
November 24
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September 34
August 12
July 27
June 35
May 46
April 33
March 22
February 21
January

Yes, sometimes I watch Will and Grace. I...

Grace: Sometimes I think you guys are _too_ creative. Why can't you just _be gay_?
Will: Honey, without that, we're just guys who can't throw balls.
Nov 29th

Interior Monologue (I swear to god this...

Robert: Huh. This guy [who messaged me on OkCupid] is cute.
Robert: I should respond.
Robert: He lives in Poland.
Robert: I should ask him about that.
Robert (types): "How's that whole... country working out for you?"
Robert: Wait, is Poland a country?
Robert: I should double check.
Robert (googles): "define: poland"
Robert: "Poland is a 1981 novel by James A. Michener detailing the times and tribulations of three Polish families across eight centuries."
Robert: Huh.
Robert: Poland is a book.
Nov 27th
Garrus from Mass Effect, AKA My current video game crush
Nov 26th
I asked Dean to flex and he refused, which exposed to me the strange phenomenon of Shy Bartenders. I...
Nov 25th

I'm in the New Rochelle train station,...

He looked surly.
Nov 24th
Miami vice.
Nov 23rd
Weirdest bathroom ever. My love was playing.
Nov 23rd
Phil’s a bad ass.
Nov 23rd
going through Scrapbooks. Brownies from 1935
Nov 23rd
It’s strange, the things that music reminds you of. I have to make a song for my Music &...
Nov 20th

A note to myself of a story to tell...

The Ray Reynolds Plan Blueprint to success Head Smashing World’s highest kick 
Nov 19th
Totally. Special.
Nov 18th
The multimedia side of my dual major.
Nov 18th

Kay, Robin is now my first favorite...

The bartender upstairs with the “Bears” sports sleevless jersey and the hotpants will...
Nov 17th
An asian orange? At machine served by robin my new second...
Nov 17th
Because I am not in classes this summer, the logical thing would be to go home, because I will not...
Nov 16th
This is what homosexuals look like.
Nov 12th
You live I learn You crash I burn Always This way Today of all days 
Nov 11th
I just got really confused because I woke up and put on my glasses and the world was blurry.  For a...
Nov 10th
My second grass hopper. I spilled the first one =\
Nov 7th
A grass hopper at machine. My life is fruitless.
Nov 7th
Another stop on my exploration of gay bars: the alley.
Nov 7th
I’ve decided to start blogging my drinks. I ordered a...
Nov 3rd
Caitlyn: wanna go to a bar tomororw?
Caitlyn: pleeeasE?
Robert: Um
Robert: tomorrow's sunday
Caitlyn: i know
Caitlyn: so what
Caitlyn: at like noon
Caitlyn: before noon
Robert: ...
Caitlyn: that's the classy way to drink
Robert: what's wrong with you?
Nov 3rd