Burn Tumblr!

A Raspberry Mocha Martini. It tastes exactly as it should.

You're not on AIM so I have no other way...

David - I think the “Post Anything + Customize Everything” on the front page should...

Phil is beautiful even without his mane.

David and I started a [Rock] Band today

It’s called “btchplz” David named it I swear to god 

Mark and Fletch doing Karaoke

Who’s all this?

I just had the biggest

I just had the biggest shot of vodka in my life. This is probably the point at which i stop...

A snowy day at Northeastern

“Nooooo! The game design program has to be a big thing that...”
— Jay, imitating another...

A comparison of tattoos and or Biceps (More office drinking...

Office Drinking Day

Randy: Uh-oh, he heard his name.
Robert: I heard my name.
Chris: *points at a picture of a kindergarten class with a bunch of white children and one black kid* Look, it's you!
Robert: THAT'S RACISM AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT
Jay: Then have a seat!
Robert: Like I'd be hanging out with a bunch of cracker children anyway.
Chris: That's Amy!
Jay: I like how you emphasized the R.
Robert: *fist pumps* Crack-errrrRRRRRR

Just another day at the office!

The power of Tumblr to change lives.

Phil: 15 people are following me on tumblr!
Phil: I'm so excited
Phil: I feel so happy now
Phil: this is great
Phil: i was in such a horrible mood too

Adam Visentin walks like an egyptian.

Chris had too many office donuts.

Mikey and i climbed a mountain.

More Dialogues with myself

Robert: *looks at a picture of myself on my camera*
Robert: Jesus christ, is that what I look like?
Robert: Is my face really that flat? Or am I at an angle?
Robert: Look at how flat that is.
Robert: Is that normal?
Robert: Do other people have flat faces?
Robert: I should research this.
Robert: *goes to Facebook to look at pictures of friends to see if they also have flat faces*

What Phil's life is like

Phil's Mom: Why are taking Sean's picture?
Phil: Because I want to. (Continues to take photographs)
Phil's Mom: You're going to waste all the film!
Phil: It's digital...
Phil's Mom: What? There's no film?
Phil: Nope. (Starts to take photographs of her)
Phil's Mom: You're going to waste something! Life isn't supposed to work like this!

My (first!) Guiness And adam’s delicious chocolate...

Conversations I have at work

Chris Cerrato: honey pie
Chris Cerrato: mmmmm
Gable: I'm saving this for my future sexual harassment lawsuit
Chris Cerrato: I love honey pie
Chris Cerrato: MmmMMmMmMmmmmmmm
Chris Cerrato: stripper ass
Gable: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY VAGINA
Gable: breasts
Gable : (.) (.)
Chris Cerrato: Gah!
Chris Cerrato: too skinny
Chris Cerrato: ( . )( . )
Chris Cerrato: mmmm
Gable: Yeah
Gable: I'd like to put my penis between those
Chris Cerrato: haha
Gable: Because they are attractive to me
Chris Cerrato: ::considers the idea::
Chris Cerrato: Oh, now I know why I adore breasts
Gable: because you can rest your penis between them?
Chris Cerrato: haha, yeah
Chris Cerrato: my dick can "rest" between them
Chris Cerrato: and I'll give it a Corona
Gable: even penises need "me" time

It's been about nine months since...

By which I mean, like. Being asked on a date, or crushes or anything.  I guess all I’m wanted...

My boss put this on me.

Josh: There. This. This is what you need.
Josh: http://www.houdini-connections.co.uk/4-info/images/Chasity/CB-cock%20cuff-cu-s.jpg
Josh: (I can't believe I googled 'erection prevention device' for you.)
Riot: that's friendship.