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2009

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2008

June 15
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April 31
March 52
January 31

2007

June 35
May 46
April 33
March 22
January

And then, egg his Mom.

Linda: let's go egg [Robert's boss'] house
Robert: hahah
Linda: so should we?
Robert: I think he lives in an apartment
Robert: it might be awkward
Linda: true
Linda: does he have a car?
Robert: Don't think so.
Linda: EGG HIS FACE!
Feb 28th
“Why are you calling me Eurogay? Isn’t that, like,...”
— European
Feb 28th
College.
Feb 26th
Boston.
Feb 26th

We're very excited about this new...

Josh: I'm sick of reading interviews of people asking a business a question, and the business completely not giving a straight answer.
Robert: Really? 'cos there's gonna be a lot of that to come!
Josh: Did you read that interview with Sony?
Robert: Yeh.
Josh: I'm sure there is. But it's like. Why am I reading this?
Josh: They ask pointed things, like, 'DS is dominating every system. What about this PSP thing?' And they're like. 'The momentum of the PSP is growing and we're very excited about this.'
Riot: Bizniss speek!
Josh: 'Soon the PSP will have more games, too. We're very excited about this.'
Josh: 'Did you know the PSP is black? We're very excited about this.'
Riot: I need to use that phrase more often.
Riot: "I'm very excited about [my boss] actually signing my checks so I can cash them."
Josh: Yeah! When he criticizes your work, go, 'I'm currently building new features. I'm very excited about this.'
Riot: Ahahah.
Riot: It'd totally work.
Josh: Shift that fucking paradigm.
Feb 26th
I have THE biggest erection right now.
Feb 24th
“Thanksgiving is all about fisting.”
— Frank Urena
Feb 22nd
The most horrific thing I have ever read in a...
Feb 22nd
“Well, maybe Mark is dead and he’s never coming back....”
— Me, attempting to convince the...
Feb 19th

I wrote my will once in Fourth grade and...

Robert: Adam, if I die, you can have my supersoakers.
European: What are supersoakers?
Robert: Really? Wow, okay. They're, like, the Nerf of water guns.
European: What's Nerf?
Robert: ... Seriously?
Feb 18th
Robert: Holding hands/whatever in public. do you?
Stephen: not really.
Stephen: sometimes i grab his butt.
Robert: You're classy.
Feb 18th

Public Drunkenness

Dominique: Would you say sex is important to your relationship?
Visentin: We haven't had sex in two weeks.
Mark: Is he on his period?
Caitlyn: I'M ON MY PERIOD FOR A WEEK.
Feb 18th
“Your name is Nathan? Okay, I’m usually biased against...”
— Caitlyn, introducing herself.
Feb 18th

It's finally here!

It’s international That’s what She Said day. So. you know. That’s what she...
Feb 15th
“It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she...”
— Laika, singing about the email...
Feb 15th

I genuinely don't know the answer to...

Alma: happy singles awareness day
Alma: unless you aren't single
Alma: in which case, fuck you :)
Feb 14th
“Everyone loves you when you’re down.”
— Naomi
Feb 14th
I played City of Heroes my entire Summer of...
Feb 14th
I remember when…
Feb 14th

Any Given Conversation between David & I...

Gable: Why the fuck is safari still around?
David: cause it's fast as [b]LIGhTING[/b]
Feb 14th
What happens to Tumblr when I post more than one off photo ops and AIM conversations? What happens...
Feb 14th