(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
May 1st
May 1st
iGoogle
May 1st
I'm in New York
My father refinished the pool table and made me play him in a game. “I’ve been...
Apr 30th
Mark: So, Caitlyn labeled her drink with a "C".
Caitlyn: Because you were threatening to drink it!
Mark: Right.
Mark: So, I labeled mine: "Penis Infection".
Caitlyn: Because you were threatening to drink it!
Mark: Right.
Mark: So, I labeled mine: "Penis Infection".
Apr 27th
It took me a full hour to make that post because I got distract by Tumblr 2.0’s new shinies.
...
Apr 27th
I do so love Achewood.
Apr 27th
Me as a child
Ronnie, my mother's friend: You know, I'm like your other mother.Me, at eight: If you were my mom, who would take care of me?
Apr 26th
Due mostly to, I suspect, me waking up while still under the influence, this is the worst I have...
Apr 26th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Apr 24th
Good Tidings
For his birthday, Jack Kenneth Lindstedt got himself a tumblr, I suppose because he liked mine....
Apr 20th
It’s On Now
Apr 20th
Don't we all.
I wish I was more productive.
Apr 19th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
Doctor: I'm not even going to test you for strep throat, because you fit the profile.
Robert, thinking: Attractive homosexual?
Robert, thinking: Attractive homosexual?
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
Not even I understand my art projects anymore
Apr 16th
Ugh, Strep
I think I have strep throat. Or oral herpes. One of the two. Something about being sick gets me...
Apr 16th
Frrridaaaa~y… THE THIRTEEEEEEENTH! OOoooOOOoooo!
There could be no better day to see...
Apr 13th
“It is sad that the only way I can feel happy for a day is if...”
— Phillip James Joseph
— Phillip James Joseph
Apr 12th
Robert: Achoo! Achoo!
Robert: I think you gave me gonorrea.
Chris: WHAT?!
Mark: Hey Caitlyn, guess what Robert got from anal sex?
Robert: What DIDN'T I get from anal sex.
Chris: Pregnant.
Robert: Oh, yeah.
Robert: I think you gave me gonorrea.
Chris: WHAT?!
Mark: Hey Caitlyn, guess what Robert got from anal sex?
Robert: What DIDN'T I get from anal sex.
Chris: Pregnant.
Robert: Oh, yeah.
Apr 12th
How dating my ex was like playing Doom II on...
Apr 11th
People sleep in my bed. Sometimes, they are not me.
Apr 10th
Caitlyn is the white devil.
Apr 10th
tru ‘nuff
Apr 10th
“Every time I go to your tumblr, I’m tempted to click...”
— Phillip James Joseph
— Phillip James Joseph
Apr 9th
Work work
Apr 9th
“Actually, I have a creeping suspicion that every Square RPG...”
— 1up
— 1up
Apr 7th
From overheardinny.com
Outdoorsy woman: I raise horses on our farm in Kentucky.Guy: Yeah? I saw this program on the Discovery Channel about artificially inseminating horses.
Outdoorsy woman: We do it the natural way.
Guy: Why do they do artificial insemination?
Outdoorsy woman: So that the stallion doesn't have to travel. Also, you can inseminate numerous mares with one ejaculation.
Guy: I saw this guy stick his arm all the way up into the mare to inseminate her.
Outdoorsy woman: How did you like the size of the cock on the stallion?
Guy: Are you kidding? I want a transplant.
Waitress: Would you like to hear our specials tonight?
Apr 7th
David really only built tumblr for the...
Riot: http://xkcd.com/c243.htmlDavid: hahah!
Riot: You'd probably like xkcd
Riot: bunch of computer jokes
David: I'll subscribe
David: Look how fast that was: http://davidslog.com/
David: magic
David: try that on wordpress bitches
Apr 5th
Apr 4th
I can't pronounce things and it amuses...
Chris: That's not how you pronounce my last name.Robert: I know, I can't pronounce it.
Chris: It sounds like a city landmark.
Robert: ...Camb-prau
Chris: ... What?
Robert: Wait... that's another city entirely.
Robert: ... OH PRU LIKE THE PRUDENTIAL
Robert: Wait, I should have known that. Wasn't that the author Steve Carell was obsessed with in Little Miss Sunshine?
Chris: I ... don't know
Robert: Yeah. He was the preeminent Proulx scholar.
Chris: I don't remember.
Robert: Did you see the movie?
Chris: Yeah, but I don't remember it.
Robert: Oh. I love Steve Carell.
Chris: Mm.
Robert: I'm going to have sex with him.
Chris: Mm.
Robert: Put my seed inside him.
Chris: Mm.
Robert: Make him breastfeed my babies.
Chris: ...
Apr 4th
Watch
That’s Alanis Morisette. (Bonus points for ~2:20)
Apr 4th
For Fuck's Sake
I don’t have a life anymore. I just have a whirlwind of various forces that whips through my...
Apr 3rd
Is anyone else out there Old School?
Apr 1st