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Warch Watch
I am becoming everything I hate about the internet.
May 31st
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
May 31st
Warch Watch
May 29th
“… I casually made the kind of statement...”
— More Chuck Klosterman
May 28th
Magician guy on Venture Bros.: What is this thing made out of?
Dr. Venture: I may have used some unorthodox materials.
Magician: Name one of them.
Dr. Venture: (Sheepishly) Nrprhn.
Magician: A north what?
Dr. Venture: An orphan.
Magician: AN ORPHAN? YOU USED A FORSAKEN CHILD?
Dr. Venture: Oh come on, I didn't use all of him!
May 28th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
May 27th
This is what my night was like.
May 27th
“Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and...”
— Adam Visentin lent me Sex,...
May 26th

I don't understand how people don't like...

Jerry: A walking date is a very good date. You don't have to look directly at the person.
Elaine: Hey, next best thing to being alone.
May 26th
I finished revising my portfolio!
May 25th
I cleeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANED! Oh, what I would give for a tail to wag right now. 
May 25th
Hooboy. (From Kenneth)
May 24th
I suddenly find myself at odds with the free time I have. I am literally going out of my mind....
May 24th

Yeah, I feel like a million bucks.

Adam: So, how have you been?
Robert: Well, this week Chris and I broke up, and my Mom told my Dad I'm gay.
Adam: Wow... I... Wow... Wait, let me replay that in my head.
May 23rd
Books are weird
May 23rd
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
May 22nd
That last post was a carefully worded lie. Who ever feels like being single? At all? Ever? In...
May 21st
Well, I certainly dragged out the death of that relationship. I’ll miss Chris. I had a lot...
May 21st
The biggest trend in my relationships (besides facial hair) is me continually putting myself out...
May 20th

From Bash.org

dmwit: You know, my first year at college they gave me a whistle.
dmwit: They told me it was a rape whistle.
dmwit: But no matter how hard I blew, I never got raped. =(
May 19th

I guess that makes me a drunk then?

Riot: Don't you hate when people invalidate things you say because you HAPPEN to have a few in you?
Riot: If anything, you'd think that'd make people take you MORE seriously.
Motoh: Haven't had that misfortune, don't drink often.
May 19th
Emotionally nauseated.
May 18th
“It’s not worth it! [Thanks for listening.]”
— David is always very...
May 16th
“My old life wasn’t as glamorous as my webpage made it...”
— Leela, Futurama
May 16th
I’m kinda pissed off right now. I’m less and less sure that this is worth it.
May 16th
May 13th
Holy shit this restaurant is nice!
May 13th
I have no idea how I’m so un-photo-fucking-genic. I mean. I don’t think I look bad or...
May 13th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
May 12th

And I just don't know what to do

Getting used to having an Out of Sight, Out of Mind boyfriend. Still not sure how I feel about it...
May 12th
Leave it to Pride to take my self esteem down a notch
May 12th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
May 12th

The Conversation I just had with Mark

Robert: What was that?
Mark: What?
Robert: What were you looking at?
Mark: Nothing.
Robert: Was it for a class?
Mark: Yes.
(long silence)
Robert: I don't believe you.
Mark: It is! It's for a class.
Robert: What class?
(silence)
Mark: Uhhh.
Robert: So! You're making a spreadsheet... for recreational purposes?
Mark: Yeah.
Mark: I'm weird about things. Like. I used to have a spreadsheet of all the CDs I had.
Robert: So, what was that? The spreadsheet of places where you and Caitlyn have had sex?
Mark: Kind of....
Robert: I think we're done here.
May 11th
Any given day in Boston
May 10th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
May 8th
I find Automats to also be magical
May 7th
Ever REALLY stop and think about how wonderful Penny Arcade...
May 6th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
May 5th
Phillip is magical.
May 4th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
May 3rd
I'm a little lad who loves Berries & Cream.
May 2nd
STUDY: Bill O’Reilly Uses Derogatory Names...
May 2nd
Loverman has gone away
May 2nd
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
May 1st
May 1st
iGoogle
May 1st