Burn Tumblr!

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January 4

2009

December 16
November 8
October 16
September 8
August 19
July 23
June 25
May 25
April 42
March 39
February 27
January 42

2008

December 18
November 12
October 16
September 14
August 19
July 25
June 15
May 20
April 31
March 52
February 19
January 31

2007

December 24
November 24
October 18
September 34
August 12
July 27
June 35
May 46
April 33
March 22
February 21
January
My sister has good friends.
Jun 30th
My sister’s cat is fluffy wuffy adorable
Jun 30th
What? I hadn’t posted a picture in a while.
Jun 30th
While crossing the parking lot at 3 AM, I looked down and noticed that the tire tracks I had crossed...
Jun 30th
Ryan: cuz i have a gross scar
Robert: I never thought it was gross
Robert: It's kinda cool looking
Robert: it makes you look like fitty
Ryan: fitty?
Robert: cent
Robert: duh
Ryan: ummm...no
Robert: Ummmmm yeah
Ryan: enrique got rid of his mole
Robert: a mole is different from a scar
Ryan: i got my scar from a mole
Robert: Yeah, well, I got my penis from a vagina, but they're different, aren't they?
Jun 28th

CRAZY excited for my classes.

Jun 28th

Any Given Conversation between Alex...

Robert: I dunno, I don't think it'd really help all that much
Alex: some guys will def let you know if they like your nuts smooth..given some guys like it all hairy and crazy so who knows
Robert: well, I've yet to get any complaints
Alex: then you 're set
Robert: Did you start saving 'cos someone was all like "THERE'S TOO MUCH HAIR DOWN THERE"
Alex: hahha i was just about to explain myself
Alex: naw... i was just bored one day so i did. and there is a different you can feel..not so much see
Alex: i dunno do it and feel for your self...
Robert: hmmmm
Jun 28th
This week hasn’t been all bad… I enjoyed spending time with my sisters, and I...
Jun 22nd
Josh: *Tries to think of a name*
Robert: Yadnus!
Josh: An elven name!
Robert: ...Yadnusgay!
Jun 22nd
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Jun 21st

Everything is shit.

Jun 21st

Also, I need money.

As it’s become quite clear that it’s not sexual frustration that frustrates me, but...
Jun 20th
Owen: *reading off my cell phone banner* "Everything Beautiful".
Robert: Dies.
Owen: Where does it say "dies"?
Robert: Wouldn't fit.
Jun 20th
RIP, Little One, 1997 - 2007
Jun 18th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Jun 17th

Battle Royale

Robert: This movie is gonna make me cry.
Adam Polgar: It's okay, you can wipe your tears on my beard.
Jun 17th

drinkin'!

Robert: I love the word "Ralph".
Caitlyn: Yeah, that's a good sunday word!
Robert: Sunday Word?
Caitlyn: Yeah, you've never heard that before?
Caitlyn: That's my favorite phrase. Sunday Word.
Robert: Yeah, you know what my favorite phrase is?
Robert: Hard cocks.
Jun 17th
Jun 16th
Install Graffiti on your facebook applications, and you too...
Jun 16th

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of...

Next time I want to watch a movie about gay people, will someone please just shoot me in the fucking...
Jun 16th

Some things should be kept to yourself.

I’m just going to vomit up some emotions here, so, here goes. I tend to like people far longer...
Jun 13th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Jun 13th

ALSO from bash.org, because I have no...

<Valheita> "I want to ravage you like Germany ravaged Poland in WWII"
<Valheita> O_O
<^QuickSilver> Well at least they'll pull out.
Jun 12th

From Bash.org

<coquelicot> after talking to this girl for a while
<coquelicot> i've come to the conclusion that she's into me
<theworstisover> a blind/deaf/retarded person could have told you that
<coquelicot> well they should, because i think that would be very comical to hear and watch
Jun 12th
Caitlyn deleted the gift I left her because she’s no...
Jun 12th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Jun 12th
Robert: I don't want a job, I just want money and realize that I might have to work for it.
Robert: or find a treasure chest.
Adam Polgar: you mean like really, really hot pecs, that, besides rewarding you when rubbed and squeezed, magically also make you very rich?
Robert: ... okay, that's kind of weird.
Adam: Well, you said treasure chest.
Robert: ...
Adam: don't judge me for liking chests.
Adam: i have a picture of a treasure chest! wanna see?
Jun 12th

The sexual frustration is PALPABLE.

Jun 11th
I’m in some strange state of psuedo-depression. I’m not unhappy, but any moment I spend...
Jun 10th

The Plague

I’m reading The Plague by Albert Camus, which goes somehting like this: Nevertheless - and...
Jun 10th
Mark: Is there such a word as "Emboxilate"?
Robert: What?
Mark: Y'know, to put a box around something.
Robert: No, you just "box" it.
Mark: Oh.
Robert: *spits out drink*
Jun 5th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Jun 4th
“Yeah, that sounds good, but right now you’re winter guy. I already know I like winter...
Jun 3rd
It sucks to feel like a pebble in the river of someone else’s life.
Jun 2nd
Robert: Are you peeing AGAIN?
Adam: Yeah! My feet are cold!
Jun 2nd