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2007

June 35
May 46
April 33
March 22
January
Phil: Thanks Robert!
Phil: I went to buy a pack of camels, like you said
Phil: just acting like I did it before
Phil: from eckerd
Phil: and of course she asks me for id
Phil: and then she enters my name and id number on the computer!
Phil: THEY KNOW!
Phil: The government knows!
Phil: This is the last time I listen to you
Phil: The very last time GABLE!
Jul 31st

I love Keith and The Girl

Keith: It really made me angry, and then I worry, 'cos we live in a time now where if you ever pick on a gay person, it's considered gay bashing, and I'm like no, he just happens to BE gay-
Chemda: Wait, is he gay?
Keith: Hm? Anyway...
Jul 31st

Now on sale: My pride/dignity, to anyone...

Jul 30th
Jul 30th
Robert: It's like that episode of family guy.
Polgar: Yes, Robert. My penis is an episode of family guy.
Robert: yeah.
Jul 29th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Jul 27th
Mark: Hey.
Robert: Hey. So. I went to wash my clothes today? and I figured I'd use your detergent.
Robert: Except, it's not detergent, it's Fabric Softener. Look!
Mark: *looks at bottle*
Mark: HOW DID MY CLOTHES GET CLEAN?!
Jul 27th

The best things in life are free

John Fletcher: i have so much room in my house to spin around in my chair!
Jul 26th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Jul 26th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Jul 22nd

Good Times

Adam P, Frank and I went to New York for nine hours, during which we walked at least kerjillion...
Jul 22nd

I hate when people remind me not to...

Jul 22nd

My computer just crashed while I was...

Jul 18th
This weekend was basically just one long gay bender. Three day weekends are incredibly dangerous.
Jul 16th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Jul 10th
Warch Watch
Anyone who hasn’t seen Flight of the Conchords, should.
Jul 10th
Tumblr on Time's top 50 websites of 2007
Jul 10th
Until I can get a GOOD picture up.
Jul 6th
“Kay, clearly, i have to explain this to you. muffin is like...”
— Adam Polgar
Jul 5th

I have to go buy hairgel for this...

Jul 5th

Things I did last night:

Shivered like a dog in the rain for at least six hours. Spent at least four of those hours talking...
Jul 5th
(via Robert Gable’s Facebook Status Updates)
Jul 5th
Sleeping with three other people in one bed will teach you a lot of things about differences in...
Jul 4th
I actually think July 4th is one of the more romantic holidays. ‘Cos, really, once...
Jul 3rd

I slept for like forty-five minutes last...

Jul 3rd
I started playing City of Heroes again.
Jul 2nd

What it's like to have class with me

Teacher: Okay, so clearly we need a name for this rectangle to refer to it later, so this menu is where we do that
Robert (Mostly to Self): Rectangulos!
Frank Urena: ...
Robert (Thinking): No one understands me.
Jul 2nd