Frank’s new hair!
Jan 31st
A birthday at the office
Jan 31st
The Metal Gear Solid Drinkin' Game
Jan 28th
I saw this and thought of Robert. — moiety
Th…....
Jan 26th
Nils Kraus
Jan 26th
Someone just touched my stomach
Someone just touched my stomach and said “That’s amazing”
Jan 26th
It just wouldn’t be the Sex and the City movie without...
Jan 25th
Click to clean your screen
Jan 24th
Oh my god, Shoes.
Jan 23rd
Some guy just asked for
Some guy just asked for my number, and yet, he knew my last name …
Jan 21st
Dining expensively in the North End is the perfect antidote...
Jan 18th
Whenever I see someone with the same coat that I have, I usually get an urge to go up to the...
Jan 18th
Mikey’s cold!
Jan 17th
Paula Thompson
Jan 17th
Visentin: Robert, I want to get shrooms and go on a tour of the MFA
Me: You'd probably try to lick the paintings
Visentin: I know!
Visentin: that is why we will stay in the area that have the glass cases
Visentin: I have already though about this
Me: clearly
Visentin: And I say "we" cause no way in hell I am doing this alone
Me: I can't do shrooms
Visentin: WHY?!
Me: I have a hard enough time containing my psychotic episodes
Me: You'd probably try to lick the paintings
Visentin: I know!
Visentin: that is why we will stay in the area that have the glass cases
Visentin: I have already though about this
Me: clearly
Visentin: And I say "we" cause no way in hell I am doing this alone
Me: I can't do shrooms
Visentin: WHY?!
Me: I have a hard enough time containing my psychotic episodes
Jan 17th
additionally: WANT WANT WANT
Jan 15th
Not that anyone asked me
Macbook air: fuckin’ awesome, looking forward to how it affects the laptop industry Time...
Jan 15th
Tornero: i do think it's pretty awesome that there is a redhed version of me somewhere, though.
Me: there's someone who looks like me in one of my GD classes.
Tornero: huh
Me: I get _acutely_ creeped out by people who look remotly like me
Tornero: kind of like when dogs see themselves in the mirror?
Me: More like...
Me: When you're thirteen
Me: and your parents take you to a party
Me: and it's full of boring adults
Me: and you're there for a while
Me: then you notice another thirteen year old there
Me: and you're like Oh. wow. that is similar.
Me: and you feel like you should talk to them becuase you have something in common
Me: but you don't
Me: and just kind of putter around the entire time.
Me: Wait.
Me: that explained nothing.
Tornero: no, i kind of get it.
Me: Then we must have the same learning disability.
Me: there's someone who looks like me in one of my GD classes.
Tornero: huh
Me: I get _acutely_ creeped out by people who look remotly like me
Tornero: kind of like when dogs see themselves in the mirror?
Me: More like...
Me: When you're thirteen
Me: and your parents take you to a party
Me: and it's full of boring adults
Me: and you're there for a while
Me: then you notice another thirteen year old there
Me: and you're like Oh. wow. that is similar.
Me: and you feel like you should talk to them becuase you have something in common
Me: but you don't
Me: and just kind of putter around the entire time.
Me: Wait.
Me: that explained nothing.
Tornero: no, i kind of get it.
Me: Then we must have the same learning disability.
Jan 15th
Scientists test dinos' sexual maturity
Jan 15th
HEY ROBERT. REMEMBER WHEN THAT GIANT OWNED YOU? OH RIGHT HE...
Jan 13th
We're all / like blinks
We’re all / like blinks / in God’s eye.
Jan 13th
Rock band party at ben’s. I was referred to as Lenny...
Jan 12th
Little Big Brothers: Billy-Jack (left) is telling us about...
Jan 12th
Mikey knocked over his rock.
Jan 12th
This is what happens when i leave my computer unattended.
Jan 9th
Robert: I'm pretty sure teh guy who asked me out doesn't like me anymore
Robert: Which is like. Geez, that was fast.
Robert: What a brief moment of excitement in the perfectly flat plane that is my life.
Phil: I'm sorry
Phil: I like you
Robert: You don't put out.
Robert: Which is like. Geez, that was fast.
Robert: What a brief moment of excitement in the perfectly flat plane that is my life.
Phil: I'm sorry
Phil: I like you
Robert: You don't put out.
Jan 7th
I don't care if it
I don’t care if it hurts / i want to have control / i want a perfect body / i want a perfect...
Jan 5th
Our car battery died :( drinking pina coladas until Hertz...
Jan 4th
Chris’s hair after sex
Jan 4th
Listen
Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
I think Chris Cornell himself said that the lyrics don’t make...
Jan 3rd
Chris becomes a homosexual grandmother.
Jan 3rd