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2009

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2008

December 18
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2007

December 24
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August 12
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April 33
March 22
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January

Swear to God this happened

If you’re a handicapped woman at the bank, and a quiet, homely black dude [not me] offers to...
Dec 30th
annie: I love this picture from last night. Robert, you will...
Dec 29th

Hey Guys

Can we start calling pictures of your dick “dicktures”?
Dec 26th

What I do while waiting for porn to...

So, I was going through old Livejournal entries today. And in the comments of one I found someone...
Dec 26th
notcaragh: Do you know what, Tumblr? DO YOU KNOW WHAT? My mother bought me a Coach purse, which is...
Dec 26th
Girls Like Dudes with stubble over...
Dec 25th

Catch rapturous girls' looks on your...

Spam Mail just got smarter.
Dec 25th
What exactly are the requirements to work at the Porsche store? Must be a Shmuck with an accent?
Dec 23rd
“Little kids are basically small drunk people”
— Fletch
Dec 17th
Warch Watch
IF YOU DO ONE THING TODAY WATCH THIS VIDEO (via extrafirmhold)
Dec 15th

Phil at Med School

Phil: how will I know if a girl has a yeast infection
Phil: the vagina is so...
Phil: cavernous
Dec 15th
extrafirmhold: You are telling me about it,...
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
I know, I know, I’m a gay, but dude, have you seen that Single Ladies video? You know, the...
Dec 5th
Amy: Hi Robert!
Casey: (unseen, pantomimes banging Amy from behind)
Me: What the fu-...
Amy: Boy, Robert, you're really happy to see me!
Amy: You're smiling!
Dec 3rd
“Diarrhea kills five times as many kids as AIDS.”
— John Oldfield, executive vice...
Dec 2nd
My friends are Whores Version 2
Dec 2nd
Dec 1st