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brainy: If you accidentially prick yourself with a lead pencil can you get lead poisoning? Serious...

Mar 30th

Critical Question that should be...

Who are commenting systems for - to address the author, or to address other fans?

Mar 30th

Mar 26th

Needs no caption.

Mar 22nd

I've gotten mutliple complaints about my...

Namely, that it features me drinking too much. I guess I”ll stop blogging from my phone. Of...

Mar 20th

What our secretary thinks of me.

Mar 20th

Wisdom Teeth

I have to get mine out soon :{ I’m scared, Pa.  phillip: I got them removed today. I...

Mar 20th

Mar 19th

irish boy in question. TINY!

Mar 17th

if irish boys a full

if irish boys a full foot shorter than me can break, pop and lock with the best of them, why...

Mar 17th

I never noticed but i

I never noticed but i slip into an irish Brogue When surrounded by irish men.

Mar 17th

I got a hat! I don’t really understand it though....

Mar 17th

Someone just offered me four

Someone just offered me four hundred dollars to be in porn? It was a twink role though so, i denied....

Mar 16th

There's a straight stripper at

There’s a straight stripper at Paradise. We were wondering why he was so uncomfortable and...

Mar 16th

Doesn’t quite fit chris.

Mar 13th

I relish any chance I get to post...

David: i'll pick you up, we'll go to the par-tay
Me: I'm not dressed for a par-tay
David: yes
Me: that wasn't a question
David: oh?

Mar 11th

I’m RELENTLESSLY making fun of Casey for looking gay...

Mar 11th

How stuff gets done at Metaversal

Me: Rrgh.
Chris: What's wrong?
Me: Nothing. Having trouble with this database design.
Chris: Aw, sorry. Anything I can help with?
Me: Well. you could take off your shirt.
Chris: H... how will that help?
Me: That's how everyone gets started in this business.
Chris: If you say so... *starts unbuttoning shirt*
Me: Yeah... yeah.... That database is really coming together now...

Mar 11th

“I put up the podcast for Friday’s strip, in which we...”
— Penny Arcade, speaking on Army...

Mar 10th

Chris is gangster.

Mar 8th

Back at campus. I lost my pin. :(. I guess i have a reason...

Mar 8th

I had to piss. I

I had to piss. I flirted with another guy in line by pointing to my pin. Hot.

Mar 8th

You know Darude? Sand storm?

You know Darude? Sand storm? Well. Dudes are making out next to me in slow mo. Thanks, straight...

Mar 8th

Gays just took over the

Gays just took over the dance platform in the back of the second floor. Also, my usual bartender...

Mar 8th

It's so creepy when stranger

It’s so creepy when stranger know my name! Anyway: theory: gays can’t resist any stage...

Mar 8th

talked to the bouncer who

talked to the bouncer who kicked Mikey out. He was in pretty high spirits. Said he hadn’t...

Mar 8th

Upstairs again. Ninety percent male

Upstairs again. Ninety percent male on male grinding, ten percent Dyke on dyke. Next time, we would...

Mar 8th

Lost pin girl. She's awesome,

Lost pin girl. She’s awesome, but has her duties beyond me, like making out with girls.

Mar 8th

I shoved Mikey in a

I shoved Mikey in a cab a while ago, so now i’m alone. A guy i thought was attractive was...

Mar 8th

I just danced with pin

I just danced with pin girl!first time I’ve dry humped a girl on the dance floor. She’s...

Mar 8th

I'm going back upstairs and

I’m going back upstairs and i met some gays without pins. They observed that the floors have...

Mar 8th

A straight bar next door. The line here is three times as...

Mar 8th

I was gonna go home

I was gonna go home (so early!) for drunk reasons, but i washed my face instead, so i can Blog more....

Mar 8th

The straight DJ Must know

The straight DJ Must know gays are here by now. He just cut the music during Madonna And everyone...

Mar 8th

He helped me get Mikey

He helped me get Mikey home. Mikey was SMASHED. a bouncer noticed but let ME take care of it. So...

Mar 8th

I just talked to the

I just talked to the manager here! He had no idea, but is happy to accept the invasion. A bouncer...

Mar 8th

i just flirted with a

i just flirted with a guy whose shirt says Will flex for food. I expect to be on missed connections...

Mar 8th

The straight band does a cover of Creep. Do they even know?

Mar 8th

I just talked to a

I just talked to a photographer from the boston globe here! Young, asian, nice. He mentioned...

Mar 8th

There are lesbians! Lots! What

There are lesbians! Lots! What a pleasant suprise. The Constituency Must be like seventy percent gay...

Mar 8th

I'm waiting in line for

I’m waiting in line for the straight bar, and everyone is gay.Yes sir, the invasion has begun,...

Mar 8th

The organizer is a scottish

The organizer is a scottish girl. She wants to PARTY with us.

Mar 8th

A stranger gave us pins to show how gay we are.

Mar 8th

Aurora: guess what
Me: you have your period?
Aurora: not yet... soon, but!
Aurora: i got free plants
Aurora: and i named them robert and gable
Aurora: then i decided to rename my cactus vincent
Aurora: and i got lorna to name her plant hadley
Me: I was going to go "ew plants"
Me: but then I was like "AWESOME PLANTS NAMED AFTER ME"
Me: you should line them up
Aurora: except lorna's
Me: kill lorna and assimilate her plant
Me: I MUST BE WHOLE

Mar 7th

Boston Guerilla Queer Bar

Mar 7th

I was in work for like five minutes today before someone started making penis jokes (specifically,...

Mar 6th

Not entirely sure what this is? Oh well bottoms up!

Mar 6th

Hi Adam! You’re drunk.

Mar 5th

My boss has a habit of sprawling.

Mar 4th

the Final Fantasy Tactics remake has areally weird sense of...

Mar 4th

and this is the Roxy. Not a fan so much actually.

Mar 2nd

I just screamed FUCK HIM

I just screamed FUCK HIM to the concept of Jeff Guillen, and the entire party fell silent. I guess...

Mar 1st