More of what my co-workers think of me.
Apr 30th
That word is KIND of a faux pas.
Me: (Playing pool with Mikey at a gay bar)Stranger: (About 40-50 years old) (Approaches me)
Stranger: Hi. I have a question.
Me: Shoot.
Stranger: Are you negro?
Me: ... Um. I'm half black, half irish.
Stranger: Thanks. (walks away)
Me: (thinking) Oh my god, I'm going to get hate crimed tonight.
Apr 29th
More of what my company thinks of me.
Apr 29th
Mikey: when i came back, there were two moose INSIDE the house, one on the deck, and my mom was screaming and sobbing. i looked down and half of her leg was missing. i looked at the moose and it was hanging out of his mouth.
Mikey: and then i woke up.
Me: ...
Me: Mikey.
Me: Do you realize that that is the most ludicrous thing ever?
Mikey: and then i woke up.
Me: ...
Me: Mikey.
Me: Do you realize that that is the most ludicrous thing ever?
Apr 27th
phillip: 3 Musketeers made with dark chocolate and cherry...
Apr 22nd
Apr 18th
Twitter spamminess
topherchris: If you’re following more than 2,000 people on Twitter and only 100 are following...
Apr 16th
This is exactly why I hate Google
I’m doing work on a ASP.Net site that will use the Google API. I’m already using the...
Apr 16th
Some stuff from my typography class.
Apr 16th
Some stuff from my typography class.
Apr 16th
“Imitating paper on a computer screen is like tearing the...”
— Ted Nelson (via simko) ...
— Ted Nelson (via simko) ...
Apr 15th
Me, pissed off that none of the printers in this building...
Apr 15th
Yes it is purple.
Apr 15th
Watch
nilskraus:
johnnyfive: skylorsmusic: Daft Punk Hader Bodies the homoerotic version for all the...
Apr 13th
Protip: When posting pictures of yourself to an Internet...
Apr 12th
david: Type “listen” on the Dashboard to activate it. Did...
Apr 11th
I know i said i wouldn’t drunk Blog any more, but why the Fuck is Carson kressly [The Lead...
Apr 11th
Apr 10th
Going though some old pictures
Apr 10th
Bloggers - placing themselves in mortal...
Apr 9th
for some god forsaken reason, they put two shots of espresso in my cappucino, and now I’m...
Apr 9th
Stranger: Awww, he's leaving!
Me: (thinking) Huh. I could have gotten laid tonight.
Me: (thinking) Huh. I could have gotten laid tonight.
Apr 9th
topherchris:
drex: Clarification: I slightly resemble...
Apr 9th
I was in the mood for some trashy gay music, so I downloaded...
Apr 8th
“At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop,...”
— McCain to his Wife, ‘92....
— McCain to his Wife, ‘92....
Apr 8th
Are you a Windows user?
jakoblodwick: It seems like most Tumblr users are Mac people. But there must be some PC/Windows...
Apr 6th
I suddenly feel so inadequate! Why...
Phil: You're on the tumblr radar!Me: whatwhy
Phil: my outsourced life
Me: hxkxkgk
Me: Why on earth...
Me: it makes me wonder who the hell decided my tumblr is viewable to the public
Me: now would be the best time to post incriminating childhood stories about David
Apr 5th
My Outsourced Life
Apr 4th
How do you know your love is real? Check...
Apr 4th
Excerpts from an E-Mail exchange with my...
Chelsea: Haha. Very funny. Fuckstick.Me: Careful with them cuss words, you kiss our divorcee mother with that mouth?
Me: I'm in class, and my teacher just came in with a bunch of uninflated beach balls, asked "Who has the best lungs?" and went directly to me. I think he knows I'm gay
Chelsea: well, if he really knew you, he'd say "whose mouth loves balls? Huh, whose!?"
Apr 2nd
Three weeks left in my semester
Ugh, I’ve learned so much this school year my head may burst. I can’t wait for summer,...
Apr 2nd