“Evidently my mother has taken my brother aside and quietely...”
— Josh (this is why I have...
— Josh (this is why I have...
May 27th
I'm raising my hand but you can't see it
Raise your hand if you’ve ever gone to http://www.lipsum.com to copy a paragraph of lorem...
May 25th
Reflections on a first Tumblr Theme
After paging through my Tumblr wtih the new theme (Videos are borked, haven’t tested in MSIE...
May 23rd
I made a Tumblr Theme today!
In about four hours. I had been messing around with other designs, but I designed this on a lark,...
May 21st
Stephen: how's your stuff?
Me: Ever try to con your friends into going to something
Me: 'cos you wanna go but you can't go by yoruself
Stephen: yes.
Me: but you also don't want your friends to know you want to go 'cos they'd make fun of you
Me: so you're like "Oh hey, I guess theres nothing to do tonight... Oh, look at this silly little thing I happen to know aobut."
Stephen: wait. now i'm confused.
Stephen: where are you going, Dragon Con?
Me: Ever try to con your friends into going to something
Me: 'cos you wanna go but you can't go by yoruself
Stephen: yes.
Me: but you also don't want your friends to know you want to go 'cos they'd make fun of you
Me: so you're like "Oh hey, I guess theres nothing to do tonight... Oh, look at this silly little thing I happen to know aobut."
Stephen: wait. now i'm confused.
Stephen: where are you going, Dragon Con?
May 20th
May 20th
david: Suh-weet. My honorary degree just got here. Just...
May 19th
Ironically, done on my Mother’s Computer, in...
May 17th
I knew I was gay because...
Every once in a while, I have a strange urge to listen to/watch the video of Hey Mickey
May 14th
Minor annoyances while trying to create...
Why doesn’t Automator offer the ability to schedule running workflows without the help of...
May 13th
phillip:
Happy Mother’s Day! Note: Those were not my...
May 11th
Um. Group Karaoke dinner? I’m terrified
May 11th
Rrrgh
The Globe, one of my favorite “Eh, why not there?” places, removed the two best things...
May 10th
I just rick rolled an entire bar during Karaoke. Never gonna give you up!
May 9th
May 8th
The Plight of a Programmer
M: yo waddupM: how r u?
Robert (Me): learning how to program for the ipod
M: program? like coding for it?
Robert (Me): yeah
M: huh what does that do?
Robert (Me): To make games for it
Robert (Me): at work
M: HAHA niice
Robert (Me): well, it is my job
M: to put stuff on ipods?
Robert (Me): to make games
M: oh ok, i want a game
M: but my ipod broke, do you also fix ipods?
Robert (Me): Remind me to slap you next time I see you
May 6th
May 5th
Watch
I dare you to make sense of this video with no context.
May 4th
Swear to god this ad just came up on facebook.
May 3rd
I swear to god I went through this phase in my sophomore...
May 2nd