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Who ARE these people who care about P....

Jul 31st
Via Pictures for Sad children
Jul 30th
“Really, I just want a nice, smart, safe, sane woman who...”
— Strap on Experiment (via...
Jul 29th

Another Day at the Office

Me: Amy, do you want your pen back?
Amy: (Our Secretary) Yes.
Me: Oh. *begins to walk away*
Amy: No?
Me: What do I get if I give it to you?
Amy: a blowjob?
Me: That's... inappropriate.
Amy: What do you want for it?
Me: Well, the truth is I can't give it to you because I accidentally MADE IT RUBBER *wiggles pen*
Amy: OHHHH NOOOOO~
Me: IT'S SO WACKY!
Boss: *closes door to his office*
Jul 29th
nudawn: Chelsea west I used to live in Chelsea, one of...
Jul 29th
Oh, Cuil.
Jul 28th

I only told him becuase I hoped he would...

Mikey: isn't it funny how intercourse no longer merits a nod hello?
Me: I think you picked the wrong person on your buddy list to relate to this phenomenon.
Mikey: oh, well, must be nice.
Me: It is.
Me: It is nice to nod.
Me: I'm putting this on my blog.
Jul 28th
phillip: Today, I missed San Francisco for no reason. ...
Jul 26th
A background I made for my dear, dear coworker.
Jul 25th
Spent quite a while with a friend discussing if this...
Jul 23rd
So far the primary effect of My Boss' new...
Jul 21st
My friend’s impression of his boy friend’s O...
Jul 20th
Someone coded a game that plays in A FAVICON....
Jul 19th
I really would make out with my power screwdriver. I really,...
Jul 17th
“Anyone who would letterspace blackletter would steal sheep.”
— Frederick Goudy (via annie) ...
Jul 15th
MOVING IS A DUMB THING
Jul 13th
Me: Complement me
Me: I demand it
Me: COMPLEMENT ME BECAUSE I AM CONSIDERING TAKING THE SMALLER BEDROOM BUT I WILL NOT UNLESS YOU FLATTER ME
Visentin: you're half white
Jul 11th
The view from my new apartment’s patio! :D
Jul 9th
Chris is not allowed to draw any more.
Jul 8th
JIMMY’S ON THE INTERNET
Jul 7th
Jul 7th
Fox news discovers Photshop and promptly uses it to distort...
Jul 3rd

And I shall rule with an iron fist

I hate that all of my impressive AJAX work is on private projects, locked behind administration...
Jul 2nd

I become irrationally angry when you...

Jul 2nd
Warch Watch
While I abhor posting Youtube videos, this is probably the best thing since sliced bread. TOPICAL...
Jul 1st