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Oh, I do so hope you’ll join us for another Fuck You...
Aug 29th

It took a scant two days for the Wii Fit...

Abandon all flab, ye who enter our apartment.
Aug 27th
Listen Listen
extrafirmhold: Lykke Li - “I’m good i’m gone” (Metronomy remix) Bangin’ remixes guys. Also your own...
Aug 27th

In The Interest of Breaking up the...

Hi. What have I been up to lately? I’m in my first apartment, so budgeting myself is hard....
Aug 26th

Classic AIM Follies

Visentin: I dont even know where this comment came from "SomeGuyOnAim: i won't care because [your ass] will belong to me"
Me: DUDE HE THINKS YOU ARE DATING
Visentin: I feel uncomfortable
Me: now is the time to etiher A) be like "What?" or B) ignore him forever.
Visentin: omg
Visentin: breathing uncomfortable!
Me: easy there tiger
Me: so what if the dude is sweet on you
Me: just step back and say you're not interested in a relationship right now
Me: actually
Me: say it like it was always there
Me: "You know I'm not looking for a relationship, right?"
Visentin: You know you should just log onto my sn for me from now on take all my calls etc
Me: hahah
Me: we ARE each other's secretaries
Visentin: I know!
Visentin: O fuck I copied and pasted the quotation marks
Aug 26th
“Thanks for playing my video game! Hope it was COCKERIFFIC!!!”
— Chris P.
Aug 26th
Man: (Begins taking off shirt in gym locker room)
Me: Er, Excuse me...
Man: (blinded by shirt, mistakenly strikes me across my noggin)
Me: Ow.
Man: Oh geez, sorry!
Man: Boy, that'd be funny, huh? Get a black eye in a locker room?
Me: Hahah, yeah. 'The attacker was half naked. it was weird.'
Man: (Laughs shortly)
Me: (Thinking) Boy, could I have made any comment more awkward?
Man: (Strips naked)
Me: (Thinking) Actually, this is probably already the most awkward thing.
Aug 25th
“So last year I went up to Lazy Bear,” says one of the...”
— Dogpoet, a honest to god blog...
Aug 20th
Configuring VoIP
Aug 18th
You are cordially invited to my Fuck You Friday!
Aug 15th
Warch Watch
This is exactly why I love It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and why everyone should watch...
Aug 13th
WordArt
Aug 13th
thegreatstraponexperiment: The Great Strap-On Experiment is going on indefinite hiatus. Thanks to...
Aug 9th
Oh my god, Tucker Max's movie script is...
Aug 5th
Is Julia Allison’s twitter icon SUPPOSED to look like...
Aug 5th
do not leave cones for the public to block streets with....
Aug 5th
nudawn: soupsoup:Karp and Cashmore mashing and tumbling....
Aug 5th

Insecure Women Need your Love and...

Spam of the Day.
Aug 3rd
David knows what this is. I started following Topher Chris...
Aug 3rd