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Tumbling Together

Me: (Reading Aloud) "I'm an Equal Opportunity Bachelor".
Me: I don't know what that means.
Tap: Did you see that I was before you?
Me: What?
Tap: On that guy's favorite Tumblrs list?
Me: I was on a list?
Me: Huh. I was.
Tap: Yeah.
Tap: But he likes mine more, fucker.

Time for some drunk blogging

Dear sextank.tumblr.com, Hello. How are you? I hope you are well. I can’t help but notice you...

How I get gradually angrier and angrier...

I’m fuckin’ hungry, maybe I should go into finagle a bagel. I want a cream cheese and...

The kind of ads that come up when I am actually doing work,...

This is where I work now. Not pictured: beer, pictures of...

Tender words on my last day of work

Jimmy: before you go
Jimmy: you should know
Jimmy: my morning wood has been FURIOUS lately
Me: ...
Jimmy: i have to stand like, a meter away from the toilet in the morning

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Nerd moment: These fuckers are fuckers. A while ago, my site was hacked. They got my FTP password...