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January 4

2009

December 16
November 8
October 16
September 8
August 19
July 23
June 25
May 25
April 42
March 39
February 27
January 42

2008

December 18
November 12
October 16
September 14
August 19
July 25
June 15
May 20
April 31
March 52
February 19
January 31

2007

December 24
November 24
October 18
September 34
August 12
July 27
June 35
May 46
April 33
March 22
February 21
January
Feb 27th
Phil's Childhood
Feb 27th
Sometimes (A lot of times), I have to go to maps.google.com just to figure out where the fuck states...
Feb 27th
ADORABLE ANALOG WEATHER
Feb 26th

HuffPo AJAX FuckUp

Is it just me or does Huffington Post now have a really annoying full content area javascript...
Feb 26th
A Study of A-Holes
Feb 26th

mark sanders wants to keep up with you...

I just got an email with this subject, and a link to create a twitter account. The only person who...
Feb 26th
Don’t have context. Don’t want context. (via...
Feb 25th
Warch Watch
This is what Japanese Memes look like.
Feb 25th

Probably the bitchiest thing I've ever...

Regarding a woman with poor facial complexion: “She looks like someone didn’t follow the...
Feb 24th
Please Donate to the NYC Free Clinic
Feb 23rd

Among the first comments on my Weather...

“thanks for this i like it, but i thought id let you know that i  have had to put in my zip...
Feb 22nd
Why does http://www.apple.com/safari/ have speed comparison charts versus Firefox 2? Instead of...
Feb 22nd
I made a weather site
Feb 21st
THE GREAT AMERICAN CHALLENGE
Feb 21st
“you turn the page and it’s like “WHAT AM I...”
— Stephen wonders what my blog...
Feb 19th

Someone fucking remind me next year

Chelsea (My Sister): Robert, is there anything significant about this day you would like to address?
me: Uh
me: the way you suck so bad
Chelsea: tis true. especially men...
Chelsea: Its my birthday fucktard
me: dammit
me: I'm not on facebook anymore
me: how the hell am I supposed to remember these things
Chelsea: you're my brother. you shouldn't have to rely on social networking sites
me: oh please it's been like a whole year
Chelsea: the only family member who contacted me was Mom
Chelsea: the rest of you are assholes
me: Awwww
me: Well,I am a massive asshole, yes
me: gay jokes aside
Chelsea: you are what you eat.
Feb 18th
Castle Thundercox
Feb 18th

The Choice I Have to Make in Three...

A) Move B) Stay
Feb 14th
Warch Watch
Why am I not up to speed on Season 2 of Flight of the Conchords. I see you girls, lookin’ at...
Feb 11th

If David made Weapons of Mass...

Feb 10th

some spaniard hacked my website and...

srsly
Feb 10th

A true story.

When I was in high school and my parents moved from Manhattan to Mt. Vernon (A little past the...
Feb 8th
things from the office.
Feb 6th

DON'T Need a Job? Skip the Mega Career...

My college tries reverse psychology on me. They are crafty.
Feb 4th

Q: WHO ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH

A: FUCKING U.P.S. GUYS THE PIECES OF SHIT COCKSMOTCH DICKSMUGGLERS
Feb 3rd

America: Fuck, Yeah

I had a bet riding on the superbowl last night; the winner got five bucks. And to spank the loser. ...
Feb 2nd