Alec: Hope you're ready for our client to come in tomorrow.
Me: Ugh, as long as he's paying us money.
Alec: And giving us all handjobs.
Jimmy: You're not serious.
Alec: Handjobs for everyone. It's in the contract.
Me: He's so old! It'd be so coarse.
Me: It'd be like getting a h-jay from a tree.
Jimmy: Could you guys stop?
Alec: Oh man, that'd really help with my genital warts.
Jul 1st