Fri Sep 26

I wish I had realized one could fuck with teachers before college.

  • Teacher:
    Robert, wake up! Wake up!
  • Me:
    Ugh. Sorry, I kept having nightmares last night about my dead cat.
  • Teacher:
    What? I'm sorry. Nightmares?
  • Me:
    Yeah.
  • Teacher:
    That's terrible. When did your cat die?
  • Me:
    About a year ago, I think.
  • Teacher:
    Was it violent?
  • Me:
    No... It was very peaceful. It was a good death.
  • Teacher:
    So, you're having nightmares about your dead cat who died peacefully.
  • Me:
    Yeah.
  • Teacher:
    Are you on something?
  • Me:
    Drugs?
  • Teacher:
    I mean, really, because if you're hallucinating without any drugs, that's pretty bad.
  • Me:
    Well, I'm not on any right now, but if you're offering...
  • Teacher:
    *stares in dumbstruck silence*
  • Me:
    *maintains eye contact*
  • Class:
    *slowly and awkwardly laughs*
Wed Sep 24
Google, you fucks.
Way to do what you do best. Plagiarise the product you want to have but can’t buy out for once, embellish it with scads of extraneous and poorly integrated features, slap your fuck-ugly rainbow logo on it, and piss it out onto the world. Seriously, who can tell the difference between the Android and any terrible iPhone knock off? (If you haven’t seen any iPhone knock offs, just visit the LG site for about five. teen. fiveteen). I sure as fuck can’t. Ohhhhh it’s got a keyboard ohhh that’s so much better ohhhh man google you are the king inventors you probably invented inventing
I’m not crazy about the iPhone (I do not own one. I have a shitty LG chocolate which needs to be replaced). I’m just continually disappointed that Google has crazy monies and is synonymous with both Web 2.0 and New business strategy, yet their five year plan revolves around waiting for great young companies to put out products and then buying them out or waiting for great old companies to put out products and then ripping them off.
If you have any comments, please email me at contact.gable@gmail.com .

Google, you fucks.

Way to do what you do best. Plagiarise the product you want to have but can’t buy out for once, embellish it with scads of extraneous and poorly integrated features, slap your fuck-ugly rainbow logo on it, and piss it out onto the world. Seriously, who can tell the difference between the Android and any terrible iPhone knock off? (If you haven’t seen any iPhone knock offs, just visit the LG site for about five. teen. fiveteen). I sure as fuck can’t. Ohhhhh it’s got a keyboard ohhh that’s so much better ohhhh man google you are the king inventors you probably invented inventing

I’m not crazy about the iPhone (I do not own one. I have a shitty LG chocolate which needs to be replaced). I’m just continually disappointed that Google has crazy monies and is synonymous with both Web 2.0 and New business strategy, yet their five year plan revolves around waiting for great young companies to put out products and then buying them out or waiting for great old companies to put out products and then ripping them off.

If you have any comments, please email me at contact.gable@gmail.com .

Mon Sep 22
I think every group of homosexuals has a mental chart of who has slept with whom. This is ours; Wherein Red Circles and Black Lines represent friends and friends sleeping with friends, and Blue Circles and Grey Lines represent people outside of our circle of friends that two or more of said friends have slept with.

Whores.

I think every group of homosexuals has a mental chart of who has slept with whom. This is ours; Wherein Red Circles and Black Lines represent friends and friends sleeping with friends, and Blue Circles and Grey Lines represent people outside of our circle of friends that two or more of said friends have slept with.

Whores.

Sun Sep 21
Wed Sep 17

david:

Microsoft just handed me the most disgusting liquor.

Vista Vodka? Mojave Mojito? Word Whisky? Outlook Ouzo?

An incredible music video from the cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. TOMORROW AT TEN ON FX WATCH IT YOU FUCKS
Mon Sep 15

It's been hours and no one has said anything about my brand new shoes :{

Mon Sep 8
I sketched up a tumblr Design for a friend, but I don’t think he likes it. :{
I sketched up a tumblr Design for a friend, but I don’t think he likes it. :{
I find it strikingly strange when things I’ve quoted or posted on my Tumblr show up on others’, and not as a reblog. I wonder, “Did these people find these items as well, and thought them interesting? Is my ability to scavenge things being plagiarised? Can one plagiarise reposts to begin with? Why do I care about the internet, anyway? Isn’t it a dumb, make believe place?” The mind boggles.
Sun Sep 7

I feel sorry for people named Alana.

‘cos everytime I read their name, I at first read “Anal.”

Sorry, Morisette. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

Design by Robert G. (It's still conceptual. Tumblr introduces strange design issues).

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