I'm Robert G. I'm a web developer/designer. I used to refer to myself as a writer. I live in Boston. I work at Manhunt.net. I manage to look at more gay porn off the clock than on the clock. I'm awkward. The founder of Tumblr is an old classmate of mine. I am Tumblr # 156. I am Black and Irish. I play Video Games between shots of vodka.

  1. Oct 7th ‘11
    4:11 pm

    The Jersey Shore Drinking Game

    Because my 30 Rock drinking game post is oddly popular, burn.tumblr.com is now solely a drinking game blog.

    • Drink any time someone says ‘situation’ and is not referring to The Sitch
    • Drink any time a new word is invented
    • Drink whenever someone falls
    • Drink when JWoww’s tits are awesome
    • Drink whenever Sammie says “Stawp it rahhhnie” 
    • Drink whenever you feel that someone’s decisions may have been influenced by steroids
    • Drink whenever there’s sexual tension between Vinny and Pauly D 
    • Drink when MTV blurs something out (twice if it’s Snookie’s snooky)
    • Drink any time a commercial comes on featuring one of the Jersey Shore stars