I'm Robert G. I'm a web developer/designer. I just moved to Chicago, from Boston, for a new job. I don't really know anyone here, but I plan to make friends with all the liquor store owners. I used to work at Manhunt. I am Tumblr # 156. I am Black and Irish. I play Video Games between shots of vodka.

    1. Me:
      Why is there a broken condom wrapper in my closet?
    2. Me:
      Did I have sex in here?
    3. Me:
      Maybe someone else had sex in here...
    4. Me:
      And didn't invite me?
    5. Me:
      Boy, that was rude of them.