david:  Suh-weet.  My honorary degree just got here.  Just in time to beat all my friends that graduate this month.  Suckers.   DAVID I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ACTUALLY GOT A HONORARY DEGREE WHILE I’M STUCK IN MY FIFTH YEAR AT NORTHEASTERN I WILL LITERALLY YANK MY ETHERNET CORD OUT OF THE WALL AND HANG MYSELF WITH IT

david:

Suh-weet. My honorary degree just got here. Just in time to beat all my friends that graduate this month. Suckers.

 DAVID I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ACTUALLY GOT A HONORARY DEGREE WHILE I’M STUCK IN MY FIFTH YEAR AT NORTHEASTERN I WILL LITERALLY YANK MY ETHERNET CORD OUT OF THE WALL AND HANG MYSELF WITH IT