Google, you fucks.
Way to do what you do best. Plagiarise the product you want to have but can’t buy out for once, embellish it with scads of extraneous and poorly integrated features, slap your fuck-ugly rainbow logo on it, and piss it out onto the world. Seriously, who can tell the difference between the Android and any terrible iPhone knock off? (If you haven’t seen any iPhone knock offs, just visit the LG site for about five. teen. fiveteen). I sure as fuck can’t. Ohhhhh it’s got a keyboard ohhh that’s so much better ohhhh man google you are the king inventors you probably invented inventing
I’m not crazy about the iPhone (I do not own one. I have a shitty LG chocolate which needs to be replaced). I’m just continually disappointed that Google has crazy monies and is synonymous with both Web 2.0 and New business strategy, yet their five year plan revolves around waiting for great young companies to put out products and then buying them out or waiting for great old companies to put out products and then ripping them off.
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