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SUSHI POPE

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:18:33 -0400

SUSHI POPE

A serious thought

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:47:33 -0400

Maybe this is just me, but I find part of me deciding whether I’m seriously interested in dating someone is how I act around them. This is not to say that I mutate myself to please other people; instead, that certain personalities and behaviors bring out complementary behaviors in myself. I’m not the kind of guy who forces people into his territory. I tend to co-operate and work with whatever I’m handed. Serious people deserve serious, involved conversations. Fun people deserve a night of carousing and devil-may-care shenannigans.

So part of me deciding if I want to pursue things with someone involves me looking at myself when I’m with them and wondering, “Do I like this person I’m being? Could I keep being him?”. Some people bring out the worst in me. Some bring out the best.

Jimmy: SAINTS PERSERVE US I'M IN OIR-LAND

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:39:35 -0400

Jimmy: SAINTS PERSERVE US I'M IN OIR-LAND
Jimmy: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
Jimmy: I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
Me: quotable
Me: YOUR INTERNETS IS RUNNING OUT
Jimmy: 1 min
Jimmy: what shall i do
Me: IT IS WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A "TIME CRISIS"
Me: asianthumbs.com
Jimmy: i have two hours to kill and a huge backpack
Jimmy: 50 seconds
Jimmy: oh god this is not a real link
Jimmy: this just goes to another thumb page!
Jimmy: THIS IS A RUSE
Jimmy: LINK SHARING
Jimmy: I AM AGHAST
Me: AND DOOMED
Me: DOOMBED
Jimmy: HOW DO I GET REAL FOTOS
Jimmy: doombed!
Jimmy: oh god no 11 seconds
Jimmy: quick
Me: http://www.meatspin.com
Meebo Message: Jimmy is offline

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Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:12:34 -0400

What's Your Tumblr Number?

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:52:31 -0400

barbara:

David’s Mom: 46! Go figure!

joelaz:

Tumblr assigns a sequential number to each site on their service. The lower the number, the older the site. To find your number, login to Tumblr, go to the Following Page, then click on the name of your site in the top right corner of the screen just below the “log out” link. Now, look at the URL in your browser address bar and note the number at the end of the URL. Mine looks like this:

http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/18189

That means JoeLaz.com was the 18,189th site created on Tumblr. A total of 442,648 sites have been created to date.

So, what’s your Tumblr number?

One :)

156. SUCKITDOWN

Me: why the fuck didn't you RSVP

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:22:53 -0400

Me: why the fuck didn't you RSVP
John: cuz i wanted to know what moderately expensive meant
Me: and I told you what it meant
John: yet left me wanting soo much more
Me: that's the mark of a good lover
John: no, that's the mark of a terrible lover
John: what is wrong with you
John: a good lover leaves you fullfilled and asleep
Me: pshhh
Me: that's much less exciting
John: i sir do not care for this blue balls wanting more crap that you are selling
Me: It's not my fault you treat sexual opportunities as a going out of business sale and stuff everything into your grocery cart to hoard up for the long winter
John: oh man, you just called me a sexual bag lady, it is so on!!!!
Me: Bring it
John: consider it brung biznitch

Cupcakes from my co-workers for my birhday. The dripping vaginas...

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:41:00 -0400

Cupcakes from my co-workers for my birhday. The dripping vaginas are a nice touch.

Actual Notes found on Chris's Computer for his Comic

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:40:49 -0400

the last TWSS: armageddon
TWSS-land ceases to exist
one guy says to the other guy:
“Geez, I really thought all of this was going to end with one last bang.”
“That’s what she said.”

idea!!!!!!
have one of the stick-figures saying …”does this make me look fat?”

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason,..."

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:24:55 -0400

“All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.”

- Aristotle (via zehnuhr) (via sympathyfortheartgallery) [Reblogging this so I remember to do something with it later…]

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Sun, 28 Sep 2008 14:51:33 -0400

I wish I had realized one could fuck with teachers before college.

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:25:06 -0400

Teacher: Robert, wake up! Wake up!
Me: Ugh. Sorry, I kept having nightmares last night about my dead cat.
Teacher: What? I'm sorry. Nightmares?
Me: Yeah.
Teacher: That's terrible. When did your cat die?
Me: About a year ago, I think.
Teacher: Was it violent?
Me: No... It was very peaceful. It was a good death.
Teacher: So, you're having nightmares about your dead cat who died peacefully.
Me: Yeah.
Teacher: Are you on something?
Me: Drugs?
Teacher: I mean, really, because if you're hallucinating without any drugs, that's pretty bad.
Me: Well, I'm not on any right now, but if you're offering...
Teacher: *stares in dumbstruck silence*
Me: *maintains eye contact*
Class: *slowly and awkwardly laughs*

Google, you fucks. Way to do what you do best. Plagiarise the...

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:23:00 -0400

Google, you fucks.

Way to do what you do best. Plagiarise the product you want to have but can’t buy out for once, embellish it with scads of extraneous and poorly integrated features, slap your fuck-ugly rainbow logo on it, and piss it out onto the world. Seriously, who can tell the difference between the Android and any terrible iPhone knock off? (If you haven’t seen any iPhone knock offs, just visit the LG site for about five. teen. fiveteen). I sure as fuck can’t. Ohhhhh it’s got a keyboard ohhh that’s so much better ohhhh man google you are the king inventors you probably invented inventing

I’m not crazy about the iPhone (I do not own one. I have a shitty LG chocolate which needs to be replaced). I’m just continually disappointed that Google has crazy monies and is synonymous with both Web 2.0 and New business strategy, yet their five year plan revolves around waiting for great young companies to put out products and then buying them out or waiting for great old companies to put out products and then ripping them off.

If you have any comments, please email me at contact.gable@gmail.com .

I think every group of homosexuals has a mental chart of who has...

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:47:30 -0400

I think every group of homosexuals has a mental chart of who has slept with whom. This is ours; Wherein Red Circles and Black Lines represent friends and friends sleeping with friends, and Blue Circles and Grey Lines represent people outside of our circle of friends that two or more of said friends have slept with.

Whores.

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Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:07:23 -0400

david: Microsoft just handed me the most disgusting liquor. Vista Vodka? Mojave Mojito? Word Whisky?...

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:31:22 -0400

david:

Microsoft just handed me the most disgusting liquor.

Vista Vodka? Mojave Mojito? Word Whisky? Outlook Ouzo?

An incredible music video from the cast of It’s Always...

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:23:57 -0400

An incredible music video from the cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. TOMORROW AT TEN ON FX WATCH IT YOU FUCKS

It's been hours and no one has said anything about my brand new shoes :{

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:33:12 -0400

I sketched up a tumblr Design for a friend, but I don’t...

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:12:00 -0400

I sketched up a tumblr Design for a friend, but I don’t think he likes it. :{

I find it strikingly strange when things I’ve quoted or posted on my Tumblr show up on...

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:10:58 -0400

I find it strikingly strange when things I’ve quoted or posted on my Tumblr show up on others’, and not as a reblog. I wonder, “Did these people find these items as well, and thought them interesting? Is my ability to scavenge things being plagiarised? Can one plagiarise reposts to begin with? Why do I care about the internet, anyway? Isn’t it a dumb, make believe place?” The mind boggles.

I feel sorry for people named Alana.

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:38:51 -0400

‘cos everytime I read their name, I at first read “Anal.”

Sorry, Morisette. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.