I'm Robert G. I'm a web developer/designer. I just moved to Chicago, from Boston, for a new job. I don't really know anyone here, but I plan to make friends with all the liquor store owners. I used to work at Manhunt. I am Tumblr # 156. I am Black and Irish. I play Video Games between shots of vodka.

  1. Nov 16th ‘11
    8:57 am
    lordthundercox: Explain yourself immediately, burn. Are you going to stab me next time we hang out? ARE YOU?! My hoodie is vintage assassin. (Also: maybe. Depends on how much I drink) 

    lordthundercox:

    Explain yourself immediately, burn.

    Are you going to stab me next time we hang out?

    ARE YOU?!

    My hoodie is vintage assassin. (Also: maybe. Depends on how much I drink) 

  2. 7:37 am
    gpoyw trying to stay awake ‘cos I had to be at work for 6 am for a code release. THE T HADN’T EVEN STARTED YET YOU GUYS. bring me coffee plz  Pretty sure I need to start a “LOOK AT HOW MANY HOODIES I OWN” tag

    gpoyw trying to stay awake ‘cos I had to be at work for 6 am for a code release. THE T HADN’T EVEN STARTED YET YOU GUYS. bring me coffee plz 

    Pretty sure I need to start a “LOOK AT HOW MANY HOODIES I OWN” tag

  3. Oct 27th ‘11
    10:38 am

    This is a little late for GPOYW (whatever I do what I want), but here is a series of pictures of me doing the finishing poses from several Dance Central 2 songs, because a friend wanted to see. 

    It seems a lot harder than Dance Central 1. The moves are more varied and more complicated, it’s quicker to call you wrong on things (but it’s lenient on the flawless/nice/bad thing), and the general tempo seems faster. I found myself getting lost in the motions a lot more. If you weren’t allowed to import the DC1 songs, I’d imagine people would complain that it was too hard, though I haven’t tried it on easy, just medium. The new Break it Down/practice mode is great though.  It is the only way I was able to eventually four star Get Ur Freak On (fuck you, skip hop move) 

    Sadly omitted: my five star Whip My Hair. 

  4. Oct 19th ‘11
    2:34 pm
    GPOYW, because I got my ears pierced. Not that you can really tell from this picture. But fuck you, they’re there. Two metal studs. Bam. through the lobes.  My answers to the question of why I got my ears pierced have ranged from “Quarter life crisis” to “Because I’m a fourteen year old girl”.  Did you know you have to like, dab piercings? And spray them with things several times a day? ALL THE TIME.  Apparently it takes two months for earlobe piercings to heal, which is ridiculous considering it’s the calf tattoo of piercings. I’m surprised I didn’t have to go through physical therapy, too. “Learning how to walk again after getting your ears pierced will be a long and difficulty journey, Burn. But it’s okay. We believe in you.”

    GPOYW, because I got my ears pierced. Not that you can really tell from this picture. But fuck you, they’re there. Two metal studs. Bam. through the lobes. 

    My answers to the question of why I got my ears pierced have ranged from “Quarter life crisis” to “Because I’m a fourteen year old girl”. 

    Did you know you have to like, dab piercings? And spray them with things several times a day? ALL THE TIME.  Apparently it takes two months for earlobe piercings to heal, which is ridiculous considering it’s the calf tattoo of piercings. I’m surprised I didn’t have to go through physical therapy, too. “Learning how to walk again after getting your ears pierced will be a long and difficulty journey, Burn. But it’s okay. We believe in you.”

  5. Aug 3rd ‘11
    1:23 pm
    Trying to look scary with my nerf gun. Didn’t work. The only emotion I have is a frozen scowl of uncertainty.  The gun is awesome, though. 

    Trying to look scary with my nerf gun. Didn’t work. The only emotion I have is a frozen scowl of uncertainty. 

    The gun is awesome, though. 

  6. Jun 15th ‘11
    10:20 pm
    What started as me trying to see how visible my eyes were in my new sunglasses quickly turned into what is probably the douchiest picture I have ever taken of myself.  I’ll probably use it for Grindr. 

    What started as me trying to see how visible my eyes were in my new sunglasses quickly turned into what is probably the douchiest picture I have ever taken of myself. 

    I’ll probably use it for Grindr. 

  7. Apr 20th ‘11
    9:04 pm
    Laundry Day GPOYW. Also depicted: me vigorously demonstrating the HJ I had to give to get a “Dick Dorm” tank top. 

    Laundry Day GPOYW. Also depicted: me vigorously demonstrating the HJ I had to give to get a “Dick Dorm” tank top. 

  8. Mar 30th ‘11
    11:26 pm
    GPOYW: “Crunches on an exercise ball causes me to make such noises of exertion that I prefer to be in an entirely different room than other people” edition

    GPOYW: “Crunches on an exercise ball causes me to make such noises of exertion that I prefer to be in an entirely different room than other people” edition

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